Finally my girlfriend woke up in a good mood

It doesn't matter if it's the third one or not, fuck me to a convulsive orgasm

Honey, I googled how to come from a massage. Why don't we give it a shot?

How else can I bend to get him to understand that I want on my dick?

Every time I pick up a T-shirt, all the issues resolve themselves

You suck at Dota — I'm going to check you suck a dick

Gave an old iPhone as a Christmas present and had to suck it up like a new one

What kind of work are you going to do dressed like that? Oh, we're quarantined

Almost blew me off on the first date, but the situation was saved by sex

Chose games over sex? Find a different approach — from under the covers

I got a guy with an awesome body to let me go to a rock concert

Didn't let me play The Witcher — took the keyboard and sat on top of it

Slutty wife invited her neighbor into the bedroom and took hold of his dick

Blew the guy's mind on the first day of self-isolation, but at least she sucked

Called an ambulance and had a domestic coronavirus test